no moatPosted: January 23, 2013
(the upstairs neighbor closes a door or something that creates a banging sound)
H: What? What was that?
M: Upstairs neighbor.
H: Why’s she using a hammer?
M: I think she closed a door.
H: She’s building a bridge!
H: Not the moat, not the moat! I’ll build a moat if I have to! I’ll do it!