murderous dwarfs

H: There was sooo much lettuce!
M: Oh? On what?
H: I don’t know. That’s probably why it’s running through my system so slow, though.
M: Ah, poop-talk.
H: Why do they look like murderous dwarfs when they should look like kids?
M: …
H: (whispers) Murderous dwarfsss…

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