birthday wishes

H: Baby, what are you doing?
M: Getting a sheet out. Blanket’s too hot.
H: I didn’t hit you, did I?
M: No… Why would you?
H: I didn’t get you what you wanted for your birthday.
M: … What did I want?
H: Um, a puppy and some wine.

[note: neither of those things are something I’d ever want]

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