that’s not how you’re supposed to do that…

H: It’s hotter than I thought it would be.
M: What is?
H: Grinding peppercorns with my teeth. Harry Dresden taught me how to do it with a pie pan and a can opener.
M: Then why are you using your teeth?
H: (snores)

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