cheap date

H: What time is it?
M: 10.
H: Where are we?
M: Our house.
H: Whose house?
M: OUR house.
H: Oh good. I thought you sold me.
M: What?! Why?
H: It was for forty bucks.
M: Okay, but WHY did I sell you?
H: FORTY BUCKS.
M: You’re pretty cheap.
H: Yeah I am.

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One Comment on “cheap date”

  1. Jo says:

    I love how sweet and evil he is in his sleep. I wonder are we all like that, just no one gets to hear it?


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