vampire hunter!Posted: August 30, 2013
M: Babe, you should lay down.
H: How am I supposed to hunt vampires on my back?
M: I dunno, you can do a lot of things on your back.
H: Ah, you’re one of them. You’re a vampire. Don’t worry. I won’t kill you now OHWAITYESIWILL.
M: … … I’m still alive….