other people’s mothersPosted: September 30, 2013
H: (busily gathering my blanket and all pillows under his own blanket)
M: Whatcha doin’, babe?
H: I’m going to steal the skin off your body.
M: You kiss your mother with that mouth?
H: No. I kiss other people’s mothers.
H: Not on the mouth, though.
M: I think I need an adult.