pine and lavender

H: What’s that smell? What are you doing?
M: Putting on some lotion.
H: That’s silly.
M: I do what I want.
H: But that’s silly.
M: Putting on lotion?
H: No, doing what you want.
M: … Do you like the smell?
H: No, it smells like elves burning.

[5 minutes later]

H: Why do you smell like that? It’s like a moose in a Christmas factory.
M: (laughing)
H: It’s like a candle shit itself!

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2 Comments on “pine and lavender”

  1. mom says:

    Oddest one yet….can you really smell in your sleep????

  2. Jo says:

    I suspect he woke up a little bit for that one 🙂


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