pine and lavenderPosted: October 18, 2013
H: What’s that smell? What are you doing?
M: Putting on some lotion.
H: That’s silly.
M: I do what I want.
H: But that’s silly.
M: Putting on lotion?
H: No, doing what you want.
M: … Do you like the smell?
H: No, it smells like elves burning.
[5 minutes later]
H: Why do you smell like that? It’s like a moose in a Christmas factory.
H: It’s like a candle shit itself!