he’ll be even faster than lightning after one bite

H: Hey, come here.
M: What?
H: Look out the window.
M: What am I looking at?
H: It’s Flipper.
M: … Okay… Why is Flipper outside our window?
H: He’s here for a po-boy.
M: Did you MAKE him a po-boy?
H: Yeah, but it’s not dolphin-safe.
M: Why? What’d you make it out of?
H: Coffee.

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