worst band member ever

(My morning alarm goes off. Once again, it’s a soothing piano tune over a babbling brook and birdsong.)

H: (angrily grumbling) Turn it off! It sounds like Miss Piggy farting on a xylophone. In a bad way.
M: There’s a good way…?

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