H: Did you know that 150% of home invasions are in a home?
M: … … Yeah, that checks out.
H: Oh, hey.
H: What time is it?
H: ‘kay, I’m going to finish this suplex then.
H: Thumbs up cheap pop. Let’s hear it for the great state of Oregon!
H: I didn’t have to kill him to get away…but I did…and I liked it…
H: Make me a batch of gravy?
M: What are you going to put it on?
M: Like, the country of Nepal?
M: You want to put gravy on the entire country of Nepal… and then eat it?
M: Huh. I didn’t know you were a cannibal.
H: Where did you go? You disappeared from sensors!
M: I went to the bathroom.
H: Communication was down, I couldn’t reach you!
M: Can’t I have some privacy while I pee…?
H: (said right in my ear…) YES, WHAT IS THE ASSISTIVE TECH TOTAL OF THIS HOME?