self-explanatory

H: (rolls over and groans painfully)
M: You okay?
H: …
M: …
H: Baaaaaaallllllllllsssssss…

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stick it

H: Hey, watch where you’re stickin’ that thing!
M: Where would you like me to stick it?
H: In the car. We’re gonna take it to Goodwill and sell it.
M: Okay…
H: Yeah. Where’s my strawberry milk?