H: Stop hitting me, Nosferatu motherfucker!


bite club

H: No biting!
M: I didn’t bite you.
H: New rule.
M: That’s the first rule?
H: Yeah.
M: I thought the first rule was to not talk about it.
H: Yeah okay.


H: Agh!
M: What? What’s wrong?
H: I thought you were going to eat me!
M: Why would I do that?
H: Just a taste, they said. Just a taste. That’s why you’ve got the vampire teeth.