squirrel
Posted: June 27, 2012 Filed under: conversation, sleep | Tags: get off, squirrel! Leave a commentH: Get off of me! Stupid squirrel! I’m going to lock you in the trunk of my car!
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This blog is a collection of conversations between myself and my boyfriend while he is asleep. Rated R for violence, sexual content, adult language, and sometimes sacrilege. Read at your own discretion.
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What’s he talking about?
'Merca! abuse actors anatomy angry girlfriend animals bad similes bicycle biting boats bodily functions cars cartoons cheese don't tell driving drugs fantasy creatures feelings fighting fire food foods get off guilt tripping guns hater hot I'm not talking to you! intruder alert! it'll be okay jealousy Jesus killing kinda like my ex-girlfriend lay down damnit love mean boy meta move over mugging nerdery pass the blame poop-talk pregnant pretty push it robots sacrilege sandwich shh! sleep sounds space the final frontier squirrel! stealing superhero swearing like a mofo tantrums that's just sad things you probably shouldn't say this is what happens when we watch star trek before bed toilet turn the light off vampires video games watch out whaaaaat whatnow? whores wife winning woken up words he doesn't know while awake you made me
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