box

H: (grabs my arm) Give me the box!
M: What? Box of what?
H: Children.
M: Uh… you can’t have that?
H: That’s good. They’re rotten little bastards, anyway.


baited

H: BAIT AND SWITCH!


mississippi hater

H: Is Mississippi a zone in WoW?
M: No. Why would they put an actual state in the game?
H: I don’t know. To keep people in the zone from getting out.
M: You don’t want people from Mississippi to leave Mississippi?
H: They shouldn’t.