pushing buttons

(He was having a conversation with himself in this one…)

H: Push the button.
H: No, you push the button.
H: No, you push the button!
H: I can’t! It’ll hurt us! It’s an American button!
H: Oh, we’re all gonna die.


mississippi hater

H: Is Mississippi a zone in WoW?
M: No. Why would they put an actual state in the game?
H: I don’t know. To keep people in the zone from getting out.
M: You don’t want people from Mississippi to leave Mississippi?
H: They shouldn’t.