M: Whatcha doing babe?
H: Get me a spear.
H: I need to hunt that pig.
M: So we can have bacon tomorrow?
H: (indecipherable mumbling)
M: Okay… you should lay down now.
H: It’s a trap.
M: What is?
H: You’re gonna put it on your blog.
M: Yeah, but you should still lay down.
H: (angry-sounding mumbling about strawberry cupcakes)