driving

H: Take the wallet, but leave my hat. Please!
(the cat knocks something off the nightstand and makes a bunch of noise)
H: What? Why is it so bright out?
M: Go back to sleep.
H: You go drive the Jeep, I don’t always have to do the driving!

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hugs

M: (silent hugging)
H: You can take my wallet, just don’t hurt me.
M: (silent snuggling)
H: I love you?
M: (still silently snuggling)
H: That’s not for you. That’s the 6th barrier.
M: (silent hugging)
H: Don’t let her know. Bitches be crazy.
M: It’ll be our little secret.