no lightsabers!

H: He’s got the whole block. That’s no good.
M: Who does?
H: The Jedi. You gotta catch him.
M: And then what? Search him?
H: Yeah.
M: For what, guns?
H: Yeah.
M: What about lightsabers?
H: That’s ridiculous.
M: But he’s a JEDI.
H: Don’t be ridiculous.
M: Fine, okay…

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holodeck

M: What are you doing out here?
H: I’m not. It’s the Holodeck. I’m in the future.


klingons

H: Fire on the Klingons! Fuck those guys! (thoughtful pause) Hmm, maybe that was a bad idea.