H: Oh Jesus! It’s a swamp ghost! Oh, it’s just Jesus. (amused tone of voice) Oh Jesus, you’re so weird. Jesus, you my dawg.


unholy proposition

M: (tickling his arm)
H: Mmm… I’ll pay for half an hour.
M: (laughing)
H: I love church.


H: Stop eating all the ham!
M: But… ham is delicious.
H: It’s not kosher.
M: It’s still delicious.
H: Jesus is an un-kosher culinary delight.