sleep, the final frontier

H: Where did you go? You disappeared from sensors!
M: I went to the bathroom.
H: Communication was down, I couldn’t reach you!
M: Can’t I have some privacy while I pee…?


H: Set a course for the bathroom.
M: Do you need to use the bathroom?
H: It’s in a nebula.
M: You should get up and go to the bathroom.
H: I have to scan the nebula first!

oh NO!

H: Raise shields.
M: Why?
H: Kool-Aid Man.
M: Ah, that’s a good reason.
H: That motherfucker…
H: Noooo…noooooooo!