H: (while piling his blanket on my legs) Tooooo hoooottttt….
M: Are you going to accuse me of stealing your blanket from you in a couple of minutes?
H: Yes, and you’ll get arrested for that and the barbeque sauce.
M: Wait, what did I do to the barbeque sauce?
H: Mmmmmmm mmmm…saucy.
H: Quit hoggin all the blankets!
M: You just threw them all on me!
H: You work with dwarves, shut up.