wife
Posted: September 22, 2012 Filed under: conversation, sleep | Tags: don't tell, wife Leave a commentM: (petting his shoulder)
H: Mm…Don’t tell my wife…Oh, you are my wife…Sorry, I didn’t know…
M: Uh, me neither?
hugs
Posted: August 27, 2012 Filed under: conversation, sleep | Tags: don't tell, love, mugging, swearing like a mofo Leave a commentM: (silent hugging)
H: You can take my wallet, just don’t hurt me.
M: (silent snuggling)
H: I love you?
M: (still silently snuggling)
H: That’s not for you. That’s the 6th barrier.
M: (silent hugging)
H: Don’t let her know. Bitches be crazy.
M: It’ll be our little secret.
bite club
Posted: August 23, 2012 Filed under: conversation, sleep | Tags: biting, don't tell Leave a commentH: No biting!
M: I didn’t bite you.
H: New rule.
M: That’s the first rule?
H: Yeah.
M: I thought the first rule was to not talk about it.
H: Yeah okay.