Posted: December 7, 2023 | Author: Noin Dal | Filed under: Uncategorized | Leave a comment

H: (he reaches over and grabs my arm) I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT BISCUITLAND!

Posted: February 6, 2018 | Author: Noin Dal | Filed under: conversation, sleep, talking | Leave a comment

H: Did you know that 150% of home invasions are in a home?
M: … … Yeah, that checks out.

what time is it?

Posted: May 30, 2016 | Author: Noin Dal | Filed under: conversation, sleep, talking | Tags: fighting, wrestling moves | Leave a comment

H: Oh, hey.

M: Hey.

H: What time is it?

M: 3:25

H: ‘kay, I’m going to finish this suplex then.

cheap pop

Posted: March 30, 2016 | Author: Noin Dal | Filed under: sleep, talking | 1 Comment

H: Thumbs up cheap pop. Let’s hear it for the great state of Oregon!

poopy bars

Posted: December 25, 2014 | Author: Noin Dal | Filed under: Uncategorized | Leave a comment

H: Did you poop on the ground? Do I need to tell you where the monkey bars are?
M: Yeah.
H: Cool.

he likes it!

Posted: October 3, 2014 | Author: Noin Dal | Filed under: sleep, talking | Tags: killing | Leave a comment

H: I didn’t have to kill him to get away…but I did…and I liked it…

he’s got a taste

Posted: September 5, 2014 | Author: Noin Dal | Filed under: conversation, sleep, talking | Tags: food | 2 Comments

H: Make me a batch of gravy?
M: What are you going to put it on?
H: Nepal.
M: Nepal?
H: Mhmm.
M: Like, the country of Nepal?
H: Mhmm.
M: You want to put gravy on the entire country of Nepal… and then eat it?
H: Mhmm.
M: Huh. I didn’t know you were a cannibal.

sleep, the final frontier

Posted: August 25, 2014 | Author: Noin Dal | Filed under: conversation, sleep, talking | Tags: space the final frontier, this is what happens when we watch star trek before bed | Leave a comment

H: Where did you go? You disappeared from sensors!
M: I went to the bathroom.
H: Communication was down, I couldn’t reach you!
M: Can’t I have some privacy while I pee…?

what the what?

Posted: August 24, 2014 | Author: Noin Dal | Filed under: sleep, talking | Tags: shh! | Leave a comment

H: (said right in my ear…) YES, WHAT IS THE ASSISTIVE TECH TOTAL OF THIS HOME?

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Fuck You

Posted: August 23, 2014 | Author: Noin Dal | Filed under: conversation, sleep, talking | Tags: actors, lay down damnit, swearing like a mofo | Leave a comment

(He’s sitting up in bed while asleep.)
M: Lay down babe.
H: Fuck you, Indiana Jones!
M: I’m sure he feels the same way about you.
H: Eject the proletariat.
M: ‘kay…